The Adventurous Journey of Becoming Santa Claus in BitLife
Hello everyone, and welcome to latest blog of Bitlife. As in series of daily updates on Bitlife, today I am guiding you to becoming Santa Claus. Not just any Santa Claus — the real Santa Claus! There’s no long introduction or specific criteria here. Santa is here, and this time, I’m making him a very… uh… “attractive” Santa. Yep, we’re going for Sexy Santa!
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Here’s the plan becoming Santa Claus:
- We’re starting in the North Pole.
- Santa has a special talent for giving gifts.
- We’ll aim for 100% attributes because Santa is a jolly, smart, willful, kind, and overall nice guy.
- Eventually, we’ll grow up, start a toy business, and become a mall Santa to complete his journey.
The Life of Santa Claus:
I was born a male in the North Pole of Norway on April 12th (Aries), after my father’s… uh… condom broke. My name? Santa Claus.
- Mother: Inger (insurance agent)
- Father: Rolf (real estate agent)
Goals:
- Use the “dealing” talent to symbolize Santa’s gift-giving nature.
- Grow up and eventually open a toy business to become the ultimate Santa Claus.
Childhood Adventures:
I started small, selling homemade pickles (which my dad didn’t buy, by the way). But eventually, I managed to sell cookies and gifts to classmates. However, things got morally gray when I sold a mini whiskey bottle, got caught, and ended up in the principal’s office. Oops!
Meanwhile, Santa gained some siblings:
- Anita Claus
Teen to Young Adult Life:
At 18, I decided to focus on building a career (after realizing “dealing” could lead to some cartel stuff — not very Santa-like). So, I became a teacher, worked hard, and saved money for Santa’s dream toy business. Along the way, I got a Mini Cooper, sold it, and saved even more.
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Special moments:
- Volunteered at an orphanage.
- Told kids, “Santa Claus is real — he’s my bestie… and me!”
Middle Age: Building the Santa Legacy:
By 50, I retired from teaching and launched Santa’s Workshop, a toy business funded by rental income from Santa’s Cottage on Airbnb. Eventually, I became a mall Santa and poured everything into growing my workshop.
But business wasn’t easy:
- I faced fierce competition in the toy market.
- Switched from snow globes to coffee mugs.
- Hired employees and worked on team-building.
Family Life:
- Married Ruth (aka Mrs. Claus).
- Had 12 children: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph (plus a few extras for good measure).
Challenges and Downfall:
Despite my best efforts, the competition became unbearable. I raised prices, switched products, and even tried to cut costs, but the business went bankrupt. In a desperate attempt to recover, I… cooked the books (not very jolly of me!).
The workshop closed, leaving Santa in debt with a struggling family.
Final Thoughts:
Even though Santa’s journey didn’t end as planned, it was fun playing as him during Christmas! If you want to try this challenge, feel free to follow along.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Stay tuned for more Blogs in the New Year. See you soon! 😊